NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
there is puke in my bra ... again
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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