Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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