marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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