Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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