Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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