my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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