woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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