spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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