Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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