I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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