He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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