Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...