yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible