im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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