why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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