I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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