The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
