Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
