I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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