it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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