Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
