he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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