Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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