Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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