They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I came so hard my ears popped.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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