I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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