just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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