Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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