I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
