I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The best revenge is premature balding
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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