he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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