Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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