You work out of a Hotel?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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