I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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