I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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