And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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