So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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