At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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