How's work?
Spinning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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