pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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