kristin has been a bad kristin
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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