I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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