ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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