It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize