why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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