Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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