Don't you send me to vm
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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