You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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