i barfeds in our rink
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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