gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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