You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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