What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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