just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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