How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You have to summon your inner elephant
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
50% drunk capacity currently
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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