If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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It was confusing and full of hummus
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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