It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
my poor anus
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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